tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28777161.post3119550156402286019..comments2023-10-18T05:57:53.371-06:00Comments on Random Thoughts: The Magazine of LIESMollyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16733860973554500488noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28777161.post-59444997584820706602007-08-28T07:51:00.000-06:002007-08-28T07:51:00.000-06:00Very funny and very true. And is the mom-to-be we...Very funny and very true. And is the mom-to-be wearing a sexy nightgown? Because when I'm pregnant and have morning sickness,that's what I like to wear while I nibble crackers my husband arranged on a floral plate with the morning sun surrounding me on my fluffy, "Martha Stewart" bed. The photographer must be the same one who takes pictures of women in labor as they're holding their husband's hand, smiling sweetly at each other, looking radiant with not a hair out of place. <BR/>HUSBAND: "Oh honey, I love you. I'm so proud of you - you're doing a wonderful job!" <BR/>WIFE: "Oh, Robert, I love you too. I'm just so honored to be giving birth to your child. Let's have 6 more."<BR/>HUSBAND: "I want what you want. Whatever makes you happy, my darling Joanna."<BR/>WIFE: "Oh look, the baby's here! That was easy. She is so beautiful."<BR/>HUSBAND: "Thank you for this miracle my sweet wife."<BR/>Clean, happy baby is placed in wife's arms, all smile, father is crying, and they look at each other with tender affection of the baby coos happily. Cut scene!SLChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16955021148028952161noreply@blogger.com