This evening on the way to Sam's Club to get milk with my 3 year old son.
Son: Mom, I ate the air!
Me: You ate the air? What did it taste like?
On the way home from Sam's Club:
Son: We lost the house.
Me: We did? Where is it?
Son: (very sad) I don't know
Me: Don't worry, we'll find the house, I know the way home.